Working on modern Mopars

How are they? Easy? Not so much?

My wife drives an 09 Volkswagen that I am considering pelting with Molotavs. The entire engine is a Chinese finger trap with 50 or more 'sensors' just waiting for the right moment to ruin your day. I'm sick of it!

Considering a V8 Charger or Chally to serve as the primary family whip. How would such cars compare in terms of user-level maintenance complexity?