Stop in for a cup of coffee

Got out of work early today. Stopped at Giant for a few things. Had it in mind to get the Wife a Mother's Day card. Head down that aisle and see other people checking out various cards, reading the little poems and stuff...
Was about to pick one up and stopped. Oh, hell NO! How many people have handled these? :eek: Came home and made one up on my computer and printed it.