Stop in for a cup of coffee

The list of what took WAY longer than I thought it would this weekend:
1. The "Ready To Assemble" shelf....only good thing there is that it got the boxes of records and laserdisc off of the floor (yup laserdiscs). 3 hours holy crap, PITA.
2. Stihl chainsaw, my limber that I took to a jobsite last week, wouldn't start. Change of gas....change of sparkplug....take to ACE Hardware to find out Stihl gives you bum gouge on choke starting directions, 5 times max with choke, then, even if it Doesn't burp....half choke....Ohhhhh….

I didn't get everything done for sure, planted a Blue Spruce that was screaming plant me you assho@#! Mowed the lawn but no weedeating. Filled half a trench in back yard. Rant over, wish I was retired instead of "just tired".