Last one to post in this thread wins!

man we live in a stinking gulag here
the governess has taken this opportunity to usurp mass amounts of power and make the stupidest decisions
killing of our economy in hopes she cam blame trump later
killing small business but allowing big box stores to remain open
canceling actual doctors appointments, and surgeries, but you can go in and murder your unborn babies
oh, liquor stores and pot dispensaries are also "essential"
also we were not allowed to go boating (nevermind that people fish to eat) or travel between our own residences

and then this little thing hit the news

Shirkey: Whitmer 'lied' about husband's call to dock company

her cuck of a husband called a docking company up north to get their boat in the water
(two things we cant do under the current junta)
when the guy told him no, he had the audacity to drop her name

apparently whats good for the goose aint good enough for the gander
Nothing abnormal about that is there. Do as I say don't do as I do.