What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and a speech impediment sitting in a bathtub?
Dwayne.
Dwayne.
What do you call a deer with no eyes???
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What happens to a person that tells too many bad jokes ? ? gets sent to the punitentiary.
Cope
Fusing with fire
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
DAM!!
DAM!!
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
What do you call 2 gay guys named Bob?
Oral Roberts..
Oral Roberts..
What do you call 2 gay Jewish guys.
Heblew
Heblew
What do you call 2 gay Irishman?
Gaylick
Gaylick
famous bob
mopar misfit
watch it , no gay Irishmen !!
Dfr360cuda
Diagnosis... Plum Crazy.
You shouldn't hit your wife/gf...
If you don't like her now, you're not going to like her any better with two black eyes and a swollen face...
You may as well key your own car...
Lighten up Francis.
Dfr360cuda
Diagnosis... Plum Crazy.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral ?
One less drunk.
famous bob
mopar misfit
LOL
magnumdart
There is a bad moon on the rise.
What do you call twins without arms and legs hanging by a window?
Curt 'n Rod
Curt 'n Rod
famous bob
mopar misfit
never heard of them !
Ok 2 gay Irishman. John Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzjohn. Get it now?
Dusterdenovo
Contentedly Old School
What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
Beef Strokinoff
Beef Strokinoff
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
Beef Jerky?
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
Did you hear about the guy that was born with 5 cocks?
His pants fit like a glove.
His pants fit like a glove.
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