Last one to post in this thread wins!

2018 Chevy Equenox and a 2017 Kia. both deer hits took the front end off both.
reminds me of a friend of mine, little latina girl from florida
she'd been in michigan for a few years at that time, and had never seen a deer
and these jokers are all around here
so we always kept an extra eye out for them when she was around

well, one day we're heading to the beach
we're parked on the grass across from the state park, because, you know free parking

well, as im getting my stuff out i spot a deer, so im like, "nita, theres one now
she looks up, just as the deer tries to cross the road while a suburban come down the road and nails the deer right in the rear end
the deer goes flying up, over the truck and limps out onto the shoulder

luckily there was a state trooper right there, so he goes over to take a look at the deer
then he grabs her by the rear legs and drags her into brush beside the road

next thing you know there is a loud "POP" and the trooper comes back out to talk to the driver


pretty exciting day for her, first time she ever saw a deer, saw one get runned over, and got shot

after that, she didnt really care to see them