Stop in for a cup of coffee

I am heading out to the Demon, no point In staying in the house. Wife threw her back out yesterday and took a pain pill, with a muscle relaxer, washed it down with tequila last night. This morning I was merely trying to show her how comforting I could be, and her response, and I quote.... “you touch me you die” Now I am not the brightest guy in the world, nor am I a relationship expert, but I think I got that one figured out. I reckon I will show the Demon some attention this morning instead!