Lowest optioned mopar you’ve seen

When I was a kid I worked part time after school for a guy that had an A100 van with nothing but a heater/defroster and one seat. He used plumber strap to anchor a milk crate upside down to the passenger side floor and wired a old cushion on top. That was my seat as we drove around town installing chain link fencing. Back then milk crates were galvanized wire not plastic. He never tied anything down in the back. Stuff would roll all over when he drove. One night the gas can for the fence post auger leaked a couple of gallons of gas in the back and the van and his garage burnt to the ground.
Dan