Stop in for a cup of coffee

The last time I was in a C-130 some guy in the back dropped the door tossed my luggage out the back and screamed at us to chase our bags!
Ahh on a C130 we did a tactical takeoff after a missile lock on warning activation. Just glad I wasn't as close to those puking as some were.
A tight 360 circle 50 feet off the ground, booster activation, and then straight up...hold on!!