Last one to post in this thread wins!

My USPS order was right on time. Too bad they gave me somebody else box. Had to go back to get the right box. New guy. The box seemed right for what I was expecting. Ended up being a couple dozen little packages of Kleenex not the post caps I was expecting. Usually they ask my name. His house address was the same as my box number. Rookie mistake. This whole week has been like that. I'm starting the weekend early. It's gotta be Friday and 5 o'clock somewhere. lol
Melbourne. It's Friday and after 5 in Melbourne. Nobody every specified AM or PM on that 5 o'clock thing did they?