Last one to post in this thread wins!

i walked into a gas station last nite and the guy behind me was one of those who lived his life in fear
wearing a mask and what not
i mean i get it
he's bought into the hype and is doing all he can to prevent this supposedly deadly virus from entering his poor mouth and lounges, because he might get the sniffles

whatever
so i pay for my slushy and as im walking back to the car, i hear him, through the muffle of his mask ask for a pack of marlboro 100s