your pets.

Do wives count?
She does wear a collar on occasion and hands me the leash to hold while I swat her *** for being a bad *****...and when I get tired of holding it.. she bites on it to hold it for me while kneeling at my feet. She don't shake hands or catch a ball, well...maybe "balls"...and she really slobbers and drools all over me....but I couldn't ask for a better pet.