Things that get us out of the house and away from everyone

You don't want to fish with me. Neither of us will catch a thing. lol ...and I'm WAY too smart to stick my arm in a dark hole filled with water. Ain't happenin.

Birds of a feather, man. I got cousins that can drop a hook in a cup of coffee and pull out a fish. Not me.

I can only catch rocks, moss, and old tires.