Stop in for a cup of coffee

Women are changing Ben. I have been single for 20 years now. In the beginning it was kinda fun. Now they all want to castrate all men and make them women like themselves while they themselves become men.
I've run across some good ones.. I'm a pretty lucky guy.. Just hope I never run across 'THE ONE'.. If I start developing sincere feelings for her, I'm gonna have to sleep with her sister or something to end that crap!