Last one to post in this thread wins!

I was the craziest straight line kid, grade school and high school I rolled with a rough group, I fucked off everything but never did drugs. Drank and fought a lot, then one day in 12th grad I was done with it tired of the "group" 3 month later i was in the Marines. Drank sooo much ******* bad alcohol mostly beer then when i was about 32 I lost the taste of beer couldn't finish a can to save my life.. That's when I found whiskey (as an Adult).. I travel all the time and get paid to party with clients and I try different mixed drinks and alcohol all the time but I keep coming back to jack-n-coke for casual drinking and jack on rocks for the relax with my tall blonde..