Ok Mitch here is my crab story. Ya can’t make this stuff up. As most on here are veterans I need not explain the brotherhood and total loyalty to each other. As we all share virtually everything. So we roll back onto our FOB and two of our squad who just got back from liberty are sunbathing in the nude totally shaved, I am talking everything. Turns out they had shared a local entrepreneur and both ended up with crabs. Did I mention one guy was black and the other was white? Their call signs for the rest of our deployment were cue ball and eight ball!