Then you must be about 85 because I'm 59, so I've been around a day or two.
I do agree with you about a dyno being a tool, it's a comparative tool like a flow bench. My motor was broke in and tuned on a dyno and the money spent for the dyno time was the best spent money of the entire build.
I don't act like a 12 year old girl so I'm not going to get into a name calling match with you.