Please don't rip me a new one, but....

You are being ridiculous. I can throw a rock and hit your state. Seems I buy non-stop, and sometimes from your state. In fact, I just went into Nebraska couple weeks ago and drove back a '77 shorty van I wanted. Easy finds? Nope, but by George I still find and buy....
If I'm being ridiculous why am I on here asking for help?