...So this Camel won't drink any water and the owner asks how he can get him to drink. The guy at the watering hole tells him to suck the camels *** while he lower his head into the water. "Hmm, sounds like it'll work, lets give it a shot". He starts sucking the camels *** while the watering hole guys are falling over laughing. The owner starts to gag and yells over the tail, "pull his head up a little, I'm sucking up mud!"