Two Condoms....
Alright alright. How bout this one?
Daughter says "Daddy lemmie borrow the car tonight." "No, you caint borrow the car." "Please Daddy, I'll do anything" "Ok gimmie a BJ." "No Daddy not that again" "Yup that's what it's gonna take" "Well ok" "Damn Daddy, this thing tastes like ****" "Oh that's right I forgot, your brother has the car tonight"
I know. I'm so sorry. lol