I don't care who you are that's funny! LOL
I can't say my wife is accident prone but definitely not coordinated LOL but that does bring up the memory of when we were getting ready for bed and I jumped in first and was kind of doodling with my phone and she walked in and her left foot kicked the bedpost and I heard a "CRACK!"... She kicked her pinky toe against the bedpost and was in so much pain she didn't make any noise.... It was swelled up so big the next day we had to go to the doctor and sure enough it was a cast....
That's too bad about the Robcat I thought that was going to be something...