My "Grade 8" Oil Filter Wrench

To hell with that noise. When I found out how bad Fram standard filters were likely around 1974, I never touched another. I don't care how good the HP ones are supposed to be, that's no excuse for building the standard ones like crap.

There are plenty of 'at least decent' and good brands. Hastings, Baldwin, Fleetguard, Wix, most OEM to name a few.