Last one to post in this thread wins!

My worst bike memory I cut a set of forks off another bike and slid them on mine to make a chopper. It was cool till they came off at 15mph on a dirt road. I still have scars on my forearms where I thought my arms would be ground to my elbows. After that I drilled and bolted them.
That's funny. I didn't get that adventurous. We played hockey on the ice with our bikes hitting the puck with the rear wheel, that was always fun. Of course we never wore a helmet in those days and I think I turned out ok lol