Last one to post in this thread wins!

My worst bike memory I cut a set of forks off another bike and slid them on mine to make a chopper. It was cool till they came off at 15mph on a dirt road. I still have scars on my forearms where I thought my arms would be ground to my elbows. After that I drilled and bolted them.
I remember doing that but my dad welded mine on.
Lucky we are all still alive.