Percolation? Heat soak? Don't drive during summer??

The only place I've been shocked from is that damn coil, if the car is running and I get to close to it I get shocked.

Um. Another red flag. The coil shouldn't zap you if everything is working correctly and your wires are well connected and in good condition!

If it zaps you, there's something wrong. Could be a few things - coil wire boots not sealing, cracked coil tower, bad wires, bad ground, etc. I think you've got a few 'little' things conspiring into a larger problem when warm/hot.