Last one to post in this thread wins!
One time, I had a tv cable stretched across the sidewalk in front of my apartment for two months. Couldn't get anyone to relocate it, or have it relocated. It took a few pix and and an email up to corporate to get it moved. Two days after the email, it was gone.
More good news, all in the clear regarding the virus. I never got tested, but the person who was exposed got the all clear.