Nicely equipped, low mileage model

Wow, I got tired of a bitches **** by the morning after. One time I wound up at a bitches house and when I woke up first I was praying my car was outside so I could sneak out without waking the beast up! No such luck! You must plan on dieing soon? I hope you had enough time to read this.
If she was laying on your arm would you gnaw it off just to get away?