Last one to post in this thread wins!

Having a real hard time right not. I plugged the combine with a patch of green weeds I should have went around. I was using a 5 foot cheater pipe with a pipe wrench on the cylinder shaft. It was plugged so bad I had to climb on the combine and jump up and down on the pipe. The wrench slipped off and I came down about 6 feet on top of the tire in the center of my back. It sounded like water in my ears as I hit and I swear the sound of walnuts being cracked. I called my neighbor who owns the land and he came out and unplugged it for me.
I had him help push me up in the combine to finish filling the wagon. The hot shower felt good took Tylenol an am able to breath now. Ol lady gave me a muscle relaxer to hopefully sleep. I will see how I feel in the AM after I run the wagon in to dump. If its too bad I will go to the hospital.
Dammit CF don't go getting hurt real bad you should of just went home instead of working.