Fishing Up North

Three friends; Bill, Ted, and Jake decided to try some walleye fishing around Mackinaw Island. So they packed up the boat with plenty of bait and even more beer. As the day when on and the fishing was good they started to get a little tipsy and silly. After a while they transitioned into “loud rowdy drunk”.
At some point Jake was making a boisterous jester and ended up falling off the boat. Bill and Ted watched him start sinking as he was too drunk to swim. Ted still half way coherent jumps in the water after his friend. He got ahold of one arm and Bill reached over and helped Ted hoist him into the boat. Ted shouted “oh my god he’s not breathing” and instantly started C.P.R. After several compressions and breaths he turns to Bill and said “I don’t remember what Jake ate for lunch but his breath is awful”, to witch Bill replied “yea I don’t remember what he had for lunch and I don’t remember him wearing a snowmobile suit either”.