How about a dead 69 Dart contest?

Since I have nothing better to do this morning and I'm sitting here looking at my dead Dart in the driveway, it occurs to me I've heard of a number of other folks in the same boat. So how about a contest to see who has the deadest Dart?

All you need to enter is a non-functional 69 Dart, a photo, and an explanation why it's dead. Once we see how many contestants we have I'll add a poll to the thread so everyone can vote on who wins the title for Deadest Dart. Who wants to play along?

I'll kick this off with my little gem. It has no driveshaft, maybe no tranny, no exhaust, no brakes and no electrical anything working except it does run. My ETA to get this running was Memorial Day, then the 4th of July, then Labor Day, now it's back to Memorial Day again. Hey, I'm right on target - I didn't say which Memorial Day, did I? Here it is the day I drug it home.

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