Last one to post in this thread wins!

Somewhere along the way, somebody learned me to never stand inline with a rotating fan. I have friend who leaned into a airboat fan while working on the VW engine. Pretty much ruined his hand. It was sewed into his hip to keep the blood circulating. He quit drinking after that. Still a good mechanic.
I was warned about leaning over the front in high school and it took over 30 years before I learned why.