Last one to post in this thread wins!

last year, i got a call from the school, saying my boy bounced off a piece of equipment in the playground, and he may need to see a doctor

sure whatever, the wife happened to have the day off, so me and her drove out there and took a look at it (this was maybe around 11 AM)

sure enough, he had caught his leg on the edge of an octagon shaped merry go round and had a big gash in there

so we took him to the clinic and the wife put 17 stitches in him (3 of which in deep tissue)
then we fed him lunch and brought him back to school, the kids were absolutely flabbergasted to see him again so soon