I Love my Wife (or Husband)

Oh, and one more critically important rule:

6 - Whoever wants it more, wins. You want mint chocolate chip & she wants rocky road. Let her win. Memorize this phrase & practice it in front of the mirror: "Yea, you're probably right." No sense arguing over the name of the dog on Petty Coat Junction (unless you're using a precious "Call a Friend" on some TV game show).