Last one to post in this thread wins!

We've been told that only 10 people are allowed to meet for Christmas Day, but 30 people for a funeral.



We will be holding a funeral for our pet Turkey named "Butterball," who will pass away on December 24, 2020



Refreshments provided. In lieu of flowers, please bring a side dish..
:rofl: Dammit gonna have to walk away from the computer so I don't pee myself.