My wife was a nurse. She was on the midnight shift one Friday night. Some dork comes in to emerg with his girlfriend Hoover stuck on a his *****. That sucked LOL. It didn't take long to go through the hospital because the nurses were coming down to see what was going on and leaving laughing their heads off. I think if I had done that I would have sat in a cold bath of water first. Wait... I wouldn't have done that in the first place. LOL