Stop in for a cup of coffee
So if anyone recalls my mention of a facebook rant this morning, ya, she’s really pissed off at me. Im fine with that.
Good for you. Sometimes you have to kick them hard in the *** to reset their brains. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. But if it stops to make them think for even a second, it’s worth doing.
“A man walking down a dirt road comes across a farmer with a wagon being pulled by a mule.
The mule is sitting down in front of the wagon and won’t move despite the farmer pulling and pushing the mule to get it to move.
The man says to the farmer “l can make that mule move.”
The farmer, in desperation, says “Go ahead, give it a try.”
The man walks over to the wagon and pulls off a 4’ piece of 2x4 and walks around to the front where the mule is. He looks at the mule for a second and then slams the 2x4 over the mules head breaking it in half.
He then lifts one of the mule’s ears and whispers into it.
The mule stands up and begins walking, pulling the wagon.
The farmer says “That’s amazing! How did you do it?”
The man said “Well, first you have to get their attention...”