LOL.... Trying to help here, and appreciate your willingness to learn and turn a wrench.
Just so you understand in the car world, saying "you don't know why it spins just one tire and you don't know how many gears are in your transmission but can you help me do a 5.3 swap?"
Is like saying...
"I have a cut, how do I put on the Band-aid? Hey, can you help me put a Monkey's heart into a human?"
We are here to help. You can dream of someday doing a LS swap, but you need to crawl before you walk, then walk before you run.....