"Paradise By The Dashboard Lights"

gunbunny said

For years I was worried there would be a knock at the door. Hasn't been yet.

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I "had a knock" once. Got involved with some chick who came around "claiming." I did some quick math and her period and kicked her right out of the car. Month's later I ran across a friend of hers. She laughed, "Well I guess XXXXXXXX wasn't pregnant after all" LOLOL