I must be a cow

Nice story about the janitor who came up with the hot version, but I'll be 15 minutes late to work if I watch the whole thing. Later...
I was putting tabasco (hot sauce) in my Fritos back in the early 60s!!!!!!!!!!! I would sand down 2 pennies to the size of a dime, stick them in a soda machine and get a nickel change. Then I would go to the corner malt shop buy a 5 cent bag of Fritos and fill the bag will the free hot sauce sitting on all the counter tops. I must have done that at least hundred times!!!!!!:mad::mob::realcrazy::soapbox::steering:

WHERE'S MY ROYALTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!