Speaking of the Exorcist ...

I went to bed one night and woke up very early in the morning to a leg cramp. If you've had one in the middle of the night you know how bad they hurt and cramp you up so badly you want to yell out to the good lord. You also know the only way to get uncramped or stop it before it ties you up in a ball is to jump out of bed and put all your weight on that leg to straighten that sucker out. Well...I bounced out bed so fast that I woke up a minute later.....on the floor....on my face and belly...right where I'd passed out from the lack of blood pressure to my brain. It's not the first time it's happened throughout my life but this was definately the worst fall. Lucky I didn't hit anything but floor on the way down. Bruised my face all up and my wife went all crazy for a bit but it could have been lots worse. The moral is...don't jump out of bed like a scalded cat anymore. The results are flooring...lol.