Last one to post in this thread wins!

Today was not my day, nothing went right and everything I did screwed up at work. Replacing a rear bumper on a 2017 Chevy 1/2 ton pick up that is a pain in the back side to get off and install.
Was under the truck taking out bolts and it was loaded with dirt from all the gravel roads around here and would get dirt in my face so turned my head to the side and got dirt in my ear. Not gonna even get into all the new wiring plugins that was full of dirt.
**** I got dirt down my shirt and in my pants!!!