Stop in for a cup of coffee

photoshopped it :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Yuck it up Junior. I actually have a pristine running and driving ‘69 GTS with a Magnum 360 Mopar Performance crate engine putting out over 400 hp. I can paint stripes on the road at will and drive it anywhere I want any time I want.

What do you have?

Bupkis.