Recommend a (Verizon prepaid) flip phone?

The new 5G transmits in the Microwave range, same as the Microwave in your kitchen. This has never been done before. Wouldn't you like to turn on your phone, lay it next to some raw chicken and have it cooked in 8 minutes??? FYI, don't forget to "set" the stop watch on your phone for 8 min!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl::poke::mad::mob::realcrazy::realcrazy::thumbsup: