Heres a good one.
My daughter had a friend that I knew for years with her growing up. She needed a place to stay for a month she was 20 you perves. So she stayed in my daughters room with her. Anyhow we tried getting her on her feet and was driving her to work and back prob 60 miles away just for the gas, anyhow she did not want to pay us and left (met some guy). Find out a few months later she became a stripper. So being the nice Guy I am I went there to support her by giving her You owe me's instead of dollars. Pretty funny.