Stop in for a cup of coffee
The damn deer have been coming by and raiding the bird feeder in the late afternoon, sometimes as many as 5 of them. They just stand there and look at me when I go out to chase them off. I usually have to get within 10’ of them while yelling before they scoot.
Tonight I was ready with some pre-made snowballs waiting on the deck. I stepped out and started flinging them. I hit one square in the side of the head and it jumped straight up about 6’ before galloping off. I bet it wonders what the hell happened!