Last one to post in this thread wins!

Looks like my sewer is going to be clogged for sometime the Plumbers around here are booked solid and have no idea when they can fix my pipes.
My propane blast furnace bit the dust and not safe to run anymore and not a new one to buy in a hundred miles, so what the hell I got fresh water and 1 bathroom that works just no washing machine or dishwasher. The down side is having to walk down the hall to the bathroom at 3 am and no washing laundry. Not to bad could be worse.