Stop in for a cup of coffee

One time Pete got pulled over on the PA turnpike by a PA state trooper back in the days when you weren't allowed to call cops names...

Pete: "If I called you an asshole, I could get in trouble, can't I?"

Cop: "Yes you can."

Pete: "But what if I thought that?"

Cop: "You can think anything that you want."

Pete: "Ok, I THINK YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!!"