For Those Who Have Purchased a "Non-Running" Mopar/Other

The ones I laugh at are the ads that read something like "runs good, but has no spark" or "runs good" but the carburetor or distributor or other necessary parts to actually RUN are missing. Or "engine runs good" and it's sittin on the floor on its side with no plug wires, cooling system or anything else to make it actually "run". I would rather see "ran when parked" or "ran when pulled". At least then you might be hearing some truth. The bottom line is, either a car or engine runs where it is, or it doesn't. Period.