guys, i need a dollar...

You missed a step in your calculations. It’d actually be 8.4 minutes a year.
365 (days) x 24 (hours) x 60 (minutes) x 60 (seconds) / 62,000 (people) = 508.6 seconds or 8.47 minutes

Shhhhh!
If I could've convinced the other 61,999 people that they only got 8.2 seconds then I could've used the rest of all of their time for me.
LOL