The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding down a trail when the Ranger had to answer nature's call... He goes behind the bushes to relieve himself and while he's doing his business a rattle snake bites him on the pecker...
He sends Tonto into town to get a doctor... Tonto rides to town and finds a doctor and explains what has happened...
The doctor is busy with other patients at the time and tells Tonto that someone has to suck all of the poison out of the snake bite...
Tonto rides back to the Lone Ranger and the ranger asks Tonto what the doctor said...
Tonto replies, "The doctor says you're gonna die"... :eek: